Top Ten Reasons Not to Wear Pajamas Out in Public
- It’s Public!
- If you are sleepy get a room!
- It looks awful.
- No one will take you seriously.
- I can’t stop laughing.
- Nobody cares what you wear to bed.
- It’s just a little too comfortable for you.
- It’s just a little bit too uncomfortable for me.
- No one want s to see those little black moose (meece?) run up your red fuzzy leg.
- Too late I’ve already been incensed!