Dive Bar

RON

Lots of cool human lizards slither at the El Chameleon – Best Dive Bar in Ajijic.

CORA

Did we go there? Can’t remember.

RON

Yes, we did. You probably can’t remember because you were in deep conversation with Captain Morgan that night.

CORA

I remember you taking me home. Couldn’t remember the name of that bar. I didn’t think it was a dive. Kinda cute. And that hot little Mexican cutie thought you were cute. Did you ever find her again?

RON

No. It’s a dive. A nice dive. But a dive.

CORA

Now I am embarrassed to show you, my dives. Hahaha. Lol! Why do you call it a dive bar? What kind of bar is it?

RON

It’s the No Chance Saloon. It’s the Bedrock Bar, The End of the Line Cafe, The bottom of the Sea Rathskeller! Although they do try to keep up appearances with all their pipe dreams of yesterdays and tomorrows, as you will see for yourself if you are there very long.

All photographs by the author