If Wishes were horses I’d get on and ride
If trouble was money, I’d be a millionaire
If frogs had wings, they wouldn’t bump their ass so much
If you can dream and not make dreams your master
If two are dead three can keep a secret
If not now, when?
If traveling was free, you’d never see me again
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain
If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee.
If I was your husband, I would drink it.