We were like two zebras passing

Through the shadows of Africa

She and I

She was my lady of the lake

Whom I loved like no other

She was my African Queen

In Ultra Sheen

My Hershey Bar

Movie star

As we cruised together

Down the Houston city streets

She fulfilled all my fantasies

The window rolled up tight

And the radio blaring just right

“Do you like to talk?” I asked

“Oh yes,” she purred

“Better and better yet,” I said

“Because I’ll tell you straight out,

I am a man that likes to talk to a woman

That likes to talk!”

She laughed and gave me a smile worth

All the rubies in Spain.