Garden Party
I went to a garden party at Kevin’s. All the best people were there, including a past trade minister from Canada. I started off with a shot of tequila and a beer chaser. Moved on to eggnog which was heavy with rum, then finished off with a couple of glasses of Merlot.
“Doesn’t all that mixing bother you?” asked Alain?
“Never mix never worry,” I quoted Honey from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
“Oh! I remember that movie!” Gushed Alain.
“Well, so far so good,” I said.