Oh, daybreak defender! Sunup saint! Breakfast-time battler!

Your aroma of goodness streams through the house like a melody flows from a sultry piano.

Warm, earthy, ROBUST, smooth.

Teasing me with your scent, first, and then your taste!

Like an all alluring love interest. Only, I know I can depend on you.

I can depend on you my daybreak defender! Sunup saint! Caffeinated Campaigner!