Top Ten Reasons Not to Wear Pajamas Out in Public

Man in his pajama at China Star in Louisville, Kentucky

1. It’s Public!
2. If you are sleepy get a room!
3. It looks awful.
4. No one will take you seriously.
5. I can’t stop laughing.
6. Nobody cares what you wear to bed.
7. It’s just a little too comfortable for you.
8. It’s just a little bit too uncomfortable for me.
9. No one want s to see those little black moose (meece?) run up your red fuzzy leg.
10. Too late I’ve already been incensed!